lnfamy:

hey guys just reminding you all of how pretty i am just in case you forgot or haven’t thought about it today

hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.